{"id":8136,"date":"2013-01-04T14:08:17","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T13:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/?p=8136"},"modified":"2013-01-04T14:12:25","modified_gmt":"2013-01-04T13:12:25","slug":"heute-in-der-apotheke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/heute-in-der-apotheke\/","title":{"rendered":"Heute in der Apotheke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apothekerin zu mir: &#8222;Na, Sie hat es ja arg erwischt!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Me: *schniefend*rotzend*nuschelnd* &#8222;Ja, <strong>t\u00f6dlicher Schnupfen<\/strong>! Ich brauche was, das mich \u00fcbers Wochenende wieder fit macht!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Apothekerin: &#8222;Tut mir Leid, f\u00fcr Wunder sind Sie zu sp\u00e4t dran!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Dann hab ich f\u00fcr schlappe 26 Euronen die Apotheke gepl\u00fcndert [Kopfschmerz- und Nasenbefreiungstabletten plus Einreibungsstinkezeugs]\u00a0und habe mich nach hause getrollt. Ab ins Bett! Nacht! *hatschi*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apothekerin zu mir: &#8222;Na, Sie hat es ja arg erwischt!&#8220; Me: *schniefend*rotzend*nuschelnd* &#8222;Ja, t\u00f6dlicher Schnupfen! Ich brauche was, das mich \u00fcbers Wochenende wieder fit macht!&#8220; Apothekerin: &#8222;Tut mir Leid, f\u00fcr Wunder sind Sie zu sp\u00e4t dran!&#8220; Dann hab ich f\u00fcr &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/heute-in-der-apotheke\/\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8136"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8139,"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8136\/revisions\/8139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sajec.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}